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. . . on my neighbors before I move?

DETAILS:
I have some of the world’s loudest and most obnoxious neighbors. Everything from parties lasting from 11 p.m.-8 a.m., to toddlers playing on the patios at midnight on weekdays, to the guy upstairs having sex in a squeaky bed to 3 Doors Down’s "Superman," to the guy downstairs blasting WoW with his window open, to the college-age kids playing beer pong a few units over, to the guy with the nice patio furniture dragging it around at 2 in the morning. I WISH I was making at least some of that up, but it’s all true and also only a snapshot of what I’ve lived with for over 2 years because the rent has been cheap.

Well, I’m finally moving in less than 2 weeks, and I decided tonight that I’m going to get people back, and I’m looking for ideas. I want to start with a reminder that I don’t want them to know it’s me, because they don’t know how they’ve effected me directly (save the guy upstairs), so I just want to be obnoxious back as anonymously as possible.

My first thought was banging pots and pans together for 2-3 minute stretches every half hour from 12-3 on my last night here . . . but I feel that’s not quite good enough. Blasting my own music (which, trust me, I can DO) seems too simple. So I’m wanting to tap into the sick minds of the Yahoo! Answers community for some more options. What have you got?

(and I’m being completely serious–if I get a good idea, I’ll probably go through with it, so give me good ones, not joke ones)
No hoitey-toitey moral lessons, okay? I’m going to have some fun.

And we all live on the back side of the building, which has over 70 units anyway, so I have no way of knowing which cars are theirs.
Karma’s BS. Great example: look up the names Max Blanck and Isaac Harris.

Is this seriously all I’m going to get? A couple snotty faux-philosophers and an 80′s teen movie prank? I’m very disappointed.

Maybe an airhorn at 1.
John: I’ve actually called the police many times. The problem is our building has a lobby door which I can buzz someone into, but then the elevator and stair rooms are locked, so I have to go downstairs and let the person in. Or prop the door open, but that’s not wise in this neighborhood. I’d be willing to go get the door for the police, but they’ve not shown up when I’ve called . . . ever. My building must be on some "don’t bother" list.

I’m still thinking airhorn.
Terri: I like the spin you’re putting on that . . .
Psy Chic . . . I like it! I like it twice!

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Everyone is starting to scare me now….
I live in central NJ.

i thought it was just going to be heavy rain and heavy wind and the damage would be just trees knocked down, power outages and lawn ornaments/patio furniture that people didn’t put away flying around.
Is it really going to be alot worse than this in NJ?

People are making it sound like my house is going to be torn apart into pieces.

Please give me a realistic explanation of how bad it is going to affect NJ. Thank you.

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